Introducing Dingo

Hello, are you out there? This is Dingo. I am 2 1/2 years old, and I joined this pack through some rather crafty manipulation when I was 5 months. A bad man was going to shoot me, but a good man took me to a store to pick out some human pack members. I chose two humans named Craig and Jennifer. I quickly identified them as gullible as they quickly responded to a simple head tilt. They have been putty in my paws ever since. I quickly learned to escape from crates and destroy furniture. This ensured that I spend my days at school playing with puppy friends and studying human behavior while my sister Maggie has to stay at home with THE CAT! I enjoy reading novels (Sci Fi), playing with other canines, agility, flyball and tracking. I could easily compete at agility and flyball, but my handler's skill level leaves something to be desired. But she does somehow manage to bring home a good kill each day. I will write more later, my paw is stiff.