Look how sad I am....

Conehead Christmas

This is Dingo here, Christmas is going terribly wrong. I have a small cut on my leg and I have been working on healing it using an ancient remedy known as "licking it". However, the humans are spraying stingy stuff on it, and wrapping it in a bandage. I have managed to remove these impediments many times, but now I have this space cone on my head and I can no longer tend to my leg! Further, it's a bit difficult to get around like this, and when I go to kiss my sister I accidently bump her with the cone..this makes her growly.

Please save Christmas.