Too Cold!

It's horrible outside. Too cold to pee. I stay in here and shiver as I try to never pee again. However, sometimes in the middle of the night I can't take it anymore, so I have to wake someone up to let me out. Then its even colder out there.
Why should I be asked to pee outside? Do you have to pee outside?
The trouble is, when they put my jacket on and take me for a walk I have lots of fun and eat lots of snow treats. This does not help my endeavour to never pee again!
I believe the solution is to stay on the couch until it warms up.


